What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
Garth Field
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
Dark Side chocolate
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
Darth Ritis.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
Darth Evader
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
They took the elevader.
(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?
Kylo Wren
What do you call a Sith lord in a suit?
A tie fighter
Why are all math teachers sith lords?
Because they deal in absolute values
What's the name of the Sith Lord with really stiff and sore joints?
Darth Ritis
Credit to my cousin for this one.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
Darth Evader
