What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?

Garth Field

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
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A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"

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What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy

Dark Side chocolate

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👤︎ u/BRWalrus
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There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.

Darth Ritis.

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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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How did Sith Lords rise to the top?

They took the elevader.

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Where do Sith Lords go shopping?

A Darth Mall

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👤︎ u/IMaGeenyus
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(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?

Kylo Wren

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Where do Sith Lords shop

At the Darth Maul....

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What do you call a Sith lord in a suit?

A tie fighter

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Why are all math teachers sith lords?

Because they deal in absolute values

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What's the name of the Sith Lord with really stiff and sore joints?

Darth Ritis

Credit to my cousin for this one.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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Where do Sith Lords go to shop?

At the Darth Mall.

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👤︎ u/ATAGChozo
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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