I can't seem to find it.
You could catch Sythilis
Because the other side has all the moonshine
The dark side looks black.
A Sithy
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
Why’s Han so low?
Bless him - He meant well
Darth tater
Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there
Wouldn't it make more sense if the Sith called their weapons Darthsabers?
I told her to stick it where the sun don't shine.
So I tend to tell bad dad jokes as a nerd and father they fit well and my wife has grown tired but today she got me.
My eldest is away on a trip and the dishwasher is normally his chore, backstory over..
My wife is sorting the dishwasher and on completion states that we will have to unload the dishwasher in the morning or this evening and then we can put a cleaner in it..... she may protest but I’m sure we can make her fit... she then continued to laugh at her own dad joke for some time..
Achievement unlocked..
No, he Kenobi.
Reading my dad a news story about a local driver who got impaled after hooning a Maclaren down a hill and wrapping it around a tree:
Me: Apparently he was airlifted to hospital with a piece of wood still sticking out if his chest.
Dad: Is he alright?
Me: It doesn't say, but I presume he's critical.
Dad: Well at least he had stake for dinner.
I'mGoingToHell.jpg
I said "He was the light-up side."
I will see myself out.
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
