Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit

I can't seem to find it.

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👤︎ u/aok76
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?

You could catch Sythilis

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📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why is the dark side of the moon dry?

Because the other side has all the moonshine

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📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Welcome to the Dark Side
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📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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If you look into the dark side

The dark side looks black.

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👤︎ u/OtsuKotsu
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Smoking for the dark side
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📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a dark side Force user who can't fight?

A Sithy

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📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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👤︎ u/baconaboot
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .

Why’s Han so low?

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📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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The dark side of Tumblr....
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📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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Dark Side of Loom
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👤︎ u/inDgenious
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Whenever I encountered one of life's little traumas, my Dad would take me to one side and say "it could be worse - you could be submerged in water twenty foot down a dark shaft"

Bless him - He meant well

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📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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The Dark Side of Your Mom
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📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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Dark side of the loom
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📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call an overcooked tater tot that is on the dark side?

Darth tater

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Congratulations to China for managing to land on the dark side of the moon

Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there

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👤︎ u/helimoth
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Reviews say the toast it makes is always on the dark side
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👤︎ u/mjbehrendt
📅︎ Nov 02 2015
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My wife bought me a gift of broken CD of Dark Side Of The Moon. ..

I told her to stick it where the sun don't shine.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Jul 16 2016
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Since it's called the dark side of the force...

Wouldn't it make more sense if the Sith called their weapons Darthsabers?

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👤︎ u/AssassinJ2
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Today my wife finally made it to the dark side after years of groans

So I tend to tell bad dad jokes as a nerd and father they fit well and my wife has grown tired but today she got me.

My eldest is away on a trip and the dishwasher is normally his chore, backstory over..

My wife is sorting the dishwasher and on completion states that we will have to unload the dishwasher in the morning or this evening and then we can put a cleaner in it..... she may protest but I’m sure we can make her fit... she then continued to laugh at her own dad joke for some time..

Achievement unlocked..

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👤︎ u/jrowlinson
📅︎ Oct 25 2017
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Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?

No, he Kenobi.

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📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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Pink Freud: The Dark side of the Mind
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👤︎ u/Zim_Roxo
📅︎ Sep 08 2012
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I like my toast on the dark side. imgur.com/qn2qXAj
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📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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My dad showing the dark side of his humour

Reading my dad a news story about a local driver who got impaled after hooning a Maclaren down a hill and wrapping it around a tree:

Me: Apparently he was airlifted to hospital with a piece of wood still sticking out if his chest.

Dad: Is he alright?

Me: It doesn't say, but I presume he's critical.

Dad: Well at least he had stake for dinner.

I'mGoingToHell.jpg

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👤︎ u/AaronM1D1
📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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My roommate asked me if getting his teacher to support legalizing marijuana made him the dark side?

I said "He was the light-up side."

I will see myself out.

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👤︎ u/bakon65
📅︎ Apr 02 2015
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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👤︎ u/baconaboot
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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