I don’t really like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz,

I think he’s a poorly thought character

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Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?

Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you get when you have 16 copies of The Wizard of Oz?

The Wizard of Lb

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2016
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What’s a good name for β€œThe Wizard of Oz” when it doesn’t stay the same throughout?

In-kansas-tant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz were asked if they would consider acting in a sequel...

They all said yes except for the Tin Man. He was a bit rusty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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WhereΒ΄s the Wizard of Oz?

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.... He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway.... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads" he begs her. "I'm hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know?" "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad looks down and sees that he is brown! Except..... for his weenie, which was still yellow. "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still yellow!" "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes, okay, it's a coincidence, but it's true). "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with a purple bear on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here" she says and with that, she yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple.. "Hold up sweetheart!" he says to the fairy Godmother, "My goolies are still purple!" "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?" "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off saying......... "Just follow the yellow-prick toad !!"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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I came home to a string of pictures of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz hung up around the house

my dad said it was a Judy Garland.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Policeman: What is your name?

Me: The Wizard of Oz

Policeman: Your FULL name...

Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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