What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

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A magic tractor drove down the road ...

and turned into a field!

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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoodini.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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Magic carpet?
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? /r/Jokes/comments/l6j0r7/โ€ฆ
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What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabadoor

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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

โ€œYou can't cut me down,โ€ the tree complains. โ€œIโ€™m a talking tree!โ€

The man responds, โ€œYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.โ€

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I tried flying on a magic carpet

It was a rugged experience

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It's magic
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Magic the Scattering
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A young boy finds a magic lamp

He rubs theย lamp, and a genieย appears and says,ย โ€œWhat is your firstย wish?โ€

The kid says, โ€œIย wish I were rich!โ€ย The genie replies,ย โ€œIt is done! What isย your second wish,ย Rich?โ€

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I was told to play Magic to be happy

But Happiness is just not in the cards

Came up with this one myself. I learned today there is not a single card in Magic the Gathering named Happiness.

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I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue

Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids

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What is a magician called when he loses magic?

Ian

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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, โ€œWait! Iโ€™m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: โ€œAnd you will dialogue.โ€

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A lumberjack walking into a magic forest and chose a tree to chop down.

when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'

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Hereโ€™s a magic joke for you: A magician was driving down a street.

Then he turned into a driveway.

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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.

It's called Magical Michael.

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My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker

He really did a number on me

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What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?

Ian

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabra..

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

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What do you call a Magician without magic?

Ian

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

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Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Trixie

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

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My dog is magic!

It's a Labracadrabrador

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian

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What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?

Ian

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

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What do you call a magician that has lost their magic?

Ian.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a Magician with no Magic

Ian

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Magic Forest

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, โ€œWait! Iโ€™m a talking tree!โ€

The lumberjack laughed and said, โ€œAnd you will dialogue.โ€

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field...

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field!

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What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

ian.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!

An oldie but a goodie.

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