A list of puns related to "Magician"
Ian
and he turns into a bar.
A labracadabradorable
but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
Because his hare was too big.
He’s my Guardian
I have 2 half sisters.
A Mexican magician tells the audience that he will disappear at the count of 3.
He says "uno, dos..." poof ... He disappeared without a tres!
He could walk down Main St. and turn into a bar.
He was performing his act and got the the final trick. On the count of three he would vanish. The audience yelled “one”, and the magician smiled, “two”, and he disappeared without a tres.
Then he turned into a shop.
Ian
Missed Erection
David Copafeel
The harbour, so he could make them a pier.
A small medium at large.
A magic juan
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
Me: "Why turn one problem into two?"
It was quite the amazing trick.
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
Pick a cod, any cod
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
My audience was blown away
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?
Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.
P1: How so?
P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.
P1: You raise at interesting point.
P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?
P1: Yes
P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.
and then he turned into a driveway.
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
You better use a Penn & Teller
Ian
Ian
He said, “Uno, dos...” Then disappeared without a tres.
Ian.
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Ian
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Ian
...he disappeared without a Très
He says, “Pick a cod, any cod!”
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
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