What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?
Beef-alone-y.
Dropped a can Chef Boyardee
now the pasta is Al-Dented.
I'm not a Chef but boyardees titties sweaty today.
I'm not a dad, but with the eye-roll my girlfriend gave me I may have well been
I had some Chef Boyardee beefaroni for lunch and, naturally, I was still hungry so I went back to the kitchen to make more. When I came back to the living room, my girlfriend asked, "You're eating two cans?"
I replied, "Of course not! Aren't they close to being endangered?"
I think the joke alone may have made her pregnant.
