Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
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What did the boiling water say to the chef?
When I am gone, I will be mist!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Poor chef
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
To protest the Unagi Ration.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A ate a burger from a 1-armed chef.
He said it was a handburger.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why was the chef arrested?
He was caught beating an egg.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
When is a chef bad?
When he beats the eggs π₯ and whips the cream.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef
Last night he just pasta way
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︎ Dec 22 2020
The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call a turtle in a chefβs hat?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?
He suffered a mental bake-down
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I was stalked by a pastry chef once.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Why did the chef boil a shoe?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Iβm a middle school teacher, not a chef...
But Boyardeeβs students having a hard time with online learning
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?
They were not a-ppealing.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the french chef committed suicide??
He lost his huile d'olive
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What did the chef use to keep his dinner stuck together?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied βyeh but thatβs rareβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What did the French chef say?
What did the French chef say when he dropped his pan of red sauce on the floor?
Eau neau! My rouge roux is ruined!
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︎ Oct 14 2020
A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...
...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call a dead chef that was acting fishy?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?
"I'm getting a re-straining order!"
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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︎ May 12 2020
My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!
Dad calls him "Chop Suey."
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."
I told him, "well, this time, you should."
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Found on The Chefβs Circle Facebook page
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Ever heard of the Italian chef who died?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?
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︎ May 24 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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