Sommelier Puns

A list of puns related to "Sommelier"

I feel that there is pun potential in a "sommelier pirate" but I'm too lazy to finish my train of thought. Any ideas?
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👤︎ u/symmetrygear
📅︎ May 15 2017
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How do you teach a sommelier to work on a car?

NAPA know how

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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When his son kept complaining that his bedtime was unfair, where did the sommelier send him to timeout?

The whine cellar

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👤︎ u/davidjayhawk
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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Did you hear about the wine enthusiasts atttacking a cruise ship recently...?

....I heard they were sommelier pirates!

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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I met this wine-waiter with the most terrible body odor, like a dead skunk.

Only he was sommelier.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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Was at the store with my dad tasting wine.

Sommelier: And This is a fine Italian

Dad: I love a fine Italian

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👤︎ u/mitchb0016
📅︎ May 10 2017
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