Wine Waiter Puns

I replied, “yeah, I’m trylingual.”

Only he was sommelier.

... because of the fake tannin.

I grin, she groans and drinks more wine.

"Could I interest you with a bottle of wine?" the waiter asked me.

I said, "No, just a glass, please."

Two minutes he returned. He said, "Here's your wine, sir."

I said, "Take it back, I only wanted a glass, remember."

My father had been in a phase where all he'd drink was wine from the Rhine region of Germany.

When the waiter at the Chinese restaurant asked what we wanted for drinks, my father, knowing that not all restaurants carry it, asked "Do you have Rhine?"

Waiter: Yes, of course

Dad: Ok, great, I'll have that!

Waiter (looking confused): Ahh, ok, you want red rine, or white rine?

Dad: uhh.. how about merlot?

I was at a restaurant a while back with my parents. They were about half way through their bottle of wine when the waiter came over and asked, "Can I have your cork?", to which my dad replied, " No! Get your own cork." He was chuckling for a while....

Waiter: "Here's that bottle of wine I'm sure you were waiting for."

My dad: "We were waiting with bated breath! Wait, if you've just eaten sushi, are you waiting with baited breath?"