Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
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What did the boiling water say to the chef?

When I am gone, I will be mist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepjeep1016
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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cat-dad
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
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A ate a burger from a 1-armed chef.

He said it was a handburger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?

An ultomato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealBenSimmons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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When is a chef bad?

When he beats the eggs πŸ₯š and whips the cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Why was the chef arrested?

He was caught beating an egg.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef

Last night he just pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00b90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?

A slow cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpisodicDoleWhip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?

He suffered a mental bake-down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.

To be honest, he gives me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcslims
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?

The steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CALAZ1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?

He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why did the chef boil a shoe?

He was making sole food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_Is
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I’m a middle school teacher, not a chef...

But Boyardee’s students having a hard time with online learning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why were the Italian chefs mad at the dull bananas?

They were not a-ppealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that slipped in the kitchen?

Yeah, he pasta away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoDangoLango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why did the french chef committed suicide??

He lost his huile d'olive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuri-123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?

Back to wok

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?

Cause he was outta tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied β€˜yeh but that’s rare’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What did the French chef say?

What did the French chef say when he dropped his pan of red sauce on the floor?

Eau neau! My rouge roux is ruined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a dead chef that was acting fishy?

Fish Fillet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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A chef is in his living room, and someone knocks on his front door...

...he yells, "the door's open! Cumin in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skubz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bodjac89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.

Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?

"I'm getting a re-straining order!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishhReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!

Dad calls him "Chop Suey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."

I told him, "well, this time, you should."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says β€œwhat happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with β€œthey can if they’re spring onions”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebiunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What did the chef do with his ladle?

He souped it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Baron6451
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxtrotGabry
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Ever heard of the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta-way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor_Drive64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lora_Gev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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