Pasta la vista good chef
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arcturus_mayflower
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I saw a sign in the pub "The Chef's Special"

I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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Ya'll heard about the Hero Chef?

Heard he has supper powers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/geckheck
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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Did you hear the sad story about the Italian chef?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazybitchh4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2021
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What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?

A tender tender tender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BehemothSuit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2021
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The Chef at our local Italian Restaurant has died...

He pasta away

We cannoli do so much to help

His legacy will become a pizza history

Here today, gone tomato

Sending olive our prayers to the family

His wife, cheese still not over it

No more penne tration for her

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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Why did the snitch chef get fired?

Because he spilled the beans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeenThatLikesMemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?

β€œI think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/406livin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.

Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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What is a chef’s favorite 80s movie?

Whisk-y Business!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sputrock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2021
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Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?

A Cumin Cigar

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MarkReeses
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?

A re-straining order.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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Why couldn't the chef go into the kitchen?

Coz he had gnocchi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2021
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A chef accidentally undercooked his steak.

He said of it, "I usually always cook it properly. That's rare."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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What company does an anti vax chef work for?

Pillsbury

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerryJenkins19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?

He had Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigdaddypoppin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2021
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Why couldn’t the chef get into the kitchen?

Because he had gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saaberr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef

A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!

The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.

The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.

The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.

The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ppardee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2021
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Why didn't the chef graduate culinary school?

He failed the main course.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"

"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamnothingtoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call a sushi chef's assistant?

A Sous-shi chef

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GratuitousFisherman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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What did the boiling water say to the chef?

When I am gone, I will be mist!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeepjeep1016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Did you hear about the chef who invested in stocks?

He became a bouillon-naire

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2021
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Poor chef
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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What do the chefs call that one counter where all the veggies are kept?

Vegetable

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chashme_Wali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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Anyone here ever read Anthony bourdains biography on becoming a chef?

It’s quite stirring

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/post-ale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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A ate a burger from a 1-armed chef.

He said it was a handburger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cat-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.

The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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Why was the chef arrested?

He was caught beating an egg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_little_one
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?

An ultomato

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealBenSimmons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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When is a chef bad?

When he beats the eggs πŸ₯š and whips the cream.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/n00b90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef

Last night he just pasta way

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?

The steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CALAZ1986
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UltimatePickpocket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?

A slow cooker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EpisodicDoleWhip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?

He suffered a mental bake-down

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear about the Chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He sadly ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sloppy_joe_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FoxtrotGabry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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Why didn't the chef graduate from his culinary class?

He didn't finish the main course

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Breachx4002
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