half-baked pastry puns
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
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︎ Feb 20 2015
What do good pastry shops and cats have in common.
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︎ May 08 2021
A weeping pastry...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My French pastry machine doesn't work anymore.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I was stalked by a pastry chef once.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?
He suffered a mental bake-down
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︎ Dec 04 2020
That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.
Well, if the choux fits...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
How do pastries fight?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What pastry tried to take over the world?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I remember dressing up as a breakfast pastry for one of my high school plays.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
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︎ Apr 17 2020
When making pastries, you wouldn't want to overdough the kneading
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I've heard the german army only liked one type of pastry.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
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︎ May 16 2020
I once had crush on a pastry chef
Turns out she didnβt have any fillings for me
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I don't get what's the big deal in making a pastry?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: βThese triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!β
Waiter: Samosa?
Dad: No thanks. Iβm already full.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
βͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. Itβs like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
You could say I eat my pastries in...
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︎ Nov 26 2016
What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
The pastry that comes with a thesaurus
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︎ Aug 09 2015
I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries
but he said I can have only one cannoli
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︎ May 12 2018
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,
they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
My pastry making business failed terribly.
We never managed to have a good turnover.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?
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︎ Jun 07 2018
What's the fastest pastry?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?
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︎ Jun 26 2019
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
What kind of pastries can you buy from a Tryan-thesaurus-rex?
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︎ Sep 27 2018
What pastry wanted to rule the world?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
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