Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Danish pastry"
I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."
I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.
With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."
"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.
"Why?" He queried.
"She's Danish."
I have two Great Danes. One is named Oreo and the other is Moose.
Granddad: Does it ever make you uncomfortable eating Danish pastries or Oreo cookies?
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