French Pastry Puns

A list of puns related to "French Pastry"

My French pastry machine doesn't work anymore.

It shot crepes

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👤︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?

Éclairvoyance

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👤︎ u/_stevel
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.

To be honest, he gives me the crepes.

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👤︎ u/mcslims
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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‪An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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👤︎ u/atruthtellingliar
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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What do call a small French pastry with a firecracker in it?

A Napoleon, blown apart.

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👤︎ u/Klyphord
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.

He's really giving me the crepes

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👤︎ u/dandehmand
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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