Cooky Puns

Is this a trick question?

I was very fortunate

This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.

Somehow he found out and killed my dad!

Then why is your face so crummy?

"Yeah," He responded

"They're Homie made."

Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.

I looked at him bewildered and told him because $2.00 doesn't make cents.

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

Me: Gramps, it says Butternut Snap Cookie

Revel bars

After all, Santa is North Polish.

What a half-baked attempt at making dough.

It was sodium disgusting.

I call them boo merginues.

the pie takes the cake

FrostFit

That sort of thing always leaves a nazi taste in everyone's mouth.

I was glad to have the auntie dote.

Its 100% Organic

(I'll Let You Figure this out yourself)

and not bakies?

I'm really proud of this one.

I'm at my desk while my wife's baking cookies in the kitchen, just around the corner. I heard a metallic snapping sound followed shortly by an “Oh no!”, so I called out:

> "What's wrong?"

> “I broke my whisk!”

> "Oh, that sucks."

> “It was my favorite one!”

See it coming yet?

> "Well, then that's a whisk we're just gonna have to tape."

They were a little on the Chewy side.

They were a little Chewey.

... they're made from scratch.

Me: How fortunate.

You're paying for the bran.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

And said “Hey! Why don’t you Pecan someone your own size!”

His name was Fig.

Me: "Have you heard the one about the cookie?"

Wife: "Is this another one of your crumby jokes?"

Should I be worried?

You're taking too big of a whisk.

Is that a trick question.