They do nothing for your sex life but they do stop your biscuit going soft when you dunk it.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
Wet
Michael Gourdan
A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.
A rather tall friend of my son's was telling me and some other boys how he dunked (a basketball) today. This boy is taller than I am. The other boys were jealous, but didn't know what to say. I told him that I was dunking earlier today too, but then I ran out of Oreos. I actually got some laughs.
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. Where did he come from?" The friend pulls out an old lamp and tells him the genie inside will grant him one wish. The man rubs the bottle, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie. In a booming voice the genie tells the man he has but one wish. The man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." All of a sudden the bar is filled with ducks, bursting from the door and the windows, standing on top of the bar, dunking their heads into people’s drinks. “What just happened?!” the guy asks. His friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"
There’s some guy running around my neighborhood dunking his testicles in glitter. He’s pretty nuts.
He was caught dunk driving.
The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.
Dunk driving
