If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeskiePete
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Whenever I'm sad my German friend throws bread at me

A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I dunked today

A rather tall friend of my son's was telling me and some other boys how he dunked (a basketball) today. This boy is taller than I am. The other boys were jealous, but didn't know what to say. I told him that I was dunking earlier today too, but then I ran out of Oreos. I actually got some laughs.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Why was the basketball player arrested.

He was caught dunk driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waldo233
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A Joke for the Hard of Hearing

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. Where did he come from?" The friend pulls out an old lamp and tells him the genie inside will grant him one wish. The man rubs the bottle, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie. In a booming voice the genie tells the man he has but one wish. The man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." All of a sudden the bar is filled with ducks, bursting from the door and the windows, standing on top of the bar, dunking their heads into people’s drinks. β€œWhat just happened?!” the guy asks. His friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Dad just sent this to me in an email. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! imgur.com/X8WFoid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tangyfish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Bedazzled

There’s some guy running around my neighborhood dunking his testicles in glitter. He’s pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldjayj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?

The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Why did the NBA player get arrested?

Dunk driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earlofpuppydom
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