Meat pie Puns

...what’s the beef?

meat and potatoes, shepherd's pie.

Last night we were eating taco ring (circle of crescent rolls filled with taco meat.)

My son says he wants pie for dinner. I give him 3.14 of the circle and say here's your pi.

So I was heating up a meat pie in the microwave. My sister and her boyfriend were on the couch. She asked what I was cooking. so i told her.

Then she asked "Can you cook us two?"

I replied "I dunno.... I think you guys are a bit big!"

They stared at me blankly and I chuckled.