Waffles....

Pancakes with abs!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Badjer47
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2021
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?

san diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roguewavesurfin
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How long does it take to get the Belgium waffle all the way from Belgium?

I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clit_or_us
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My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.

They're now covered and smothered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pdas1996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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What do you call a waffle's evil twin?

Its alter Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/motobuddha
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThroneDiscs
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Why are waffles so filling?

Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/francethefifth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?

A Wiffle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-kant_even
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What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?

An Eggomaniac

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MBonez12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2020
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Wife: "I made our daughter a waffle this morning."

Me: "Well thanks for changing her back."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CryptoReaper5
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When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?

About a waffull.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LunaBug235
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2020
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I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat

It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Red_The_Thirteenth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....

Which is wurst?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/if_Engage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2020
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allanon101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lininkasi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2017
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What do you call waffles on the beach

Sandy-egos

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skycraft-ak
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Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...

Must have been Frozen Waffles!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GDeShieldsIV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2019
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Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2017
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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PsychedelicOrchestra
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2015
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2017
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I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news...

I forgot the W and they turned out awful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MichaelJAwesome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2017
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What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?

A Leggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CannFarmre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2018
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My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead...

I said we'd have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded "Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!"

She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WillSmithsBoobs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2016
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My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.

They weren't w-awful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BambooGamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2018
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"Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star..."

"...the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Burbada
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2015
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My daughter says "Oh no! There's no waffle emoji!"

I say "That's w-terrible"

She says "I know what you really wanted to say"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/overkill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2017
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What’s the worst waffle in California?

Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatsWhatSheepSaid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/genghisKHANNNNN
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2020
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheUprightBass
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2018
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2014
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaucySpaghet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2018
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2017
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What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?

A sandy-eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtz1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FisterRobotOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2017
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f_gally
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