Waffles....
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ May 12 2021
what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?
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︎ May 05 2021
How long does it take to get the Belgium waffle all the way from Belgium?
I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.
They're now covered and smothered.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a waffle's evil twin?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why are waffles so filling?
Because theyβre wa-fulls not waff-empties.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasnβt allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew heβd give a French toast, and they said it wasnβt worth the pain.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Wife: "I made our daughter a waffle this morning."
Me: "Well thanks for changing her back."
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︎ May 01 2020
When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....
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︎ Feb 08 2020
What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
Not all heroes, where crepes?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
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︎ Apr 17 2017
What do you call waffles on the beach
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...
Must have been Frozen Waffles!
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.
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︎ Aug 24 2017
If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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︎ May 17 2015
If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...
Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego
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︎ Mar 07 2017
I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news...
I forgot the W and they turned out awful.
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︎ Sep 03 2017
What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead...
I said we'd have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded "Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!"
She's a keeper.
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︎ Mar 14 2016
My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
"Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star..."
"...the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side."
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︎ Nov 03 2015
My daughter says "Oh no! There's no waffle emoji!"
I say "That's w-terrible"
She says "I know what you really wanted to say"
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︎ Apr 05 2017
Whatβs the worst waffle in California?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a waffle at the beach?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?
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︎ Aug 20 2018
What do you call a waffle on a California beach
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︎ May 12 2018
If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
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︎ Nov 10 2014
Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?
Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
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︎ Jun 29 2018
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Jul 12 2017
What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?
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︎ Jan 15 2015
What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
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︎ Aug 12 2017
What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?
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