Would anyone like a brownie? Free of charge!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_sewer_rat_0900
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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It’s definitely a brownie not something else. v.redd.it/cltwr9yyenz41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mctightbuns
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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New pizza place opened up. Cracking menu. Radagast the Brownie is my favorite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThorsRake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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How can you tell if a brownie is a girl or a boy?

Boy brownies have nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrspeeples
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What do you call a brownie with nuts?

A Boy Scout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrieloops
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Dad at brownie camp

When my dad and I were dropping my sister off at brownie camp a few weeks ago, several of the adults came over to us to say hello. They introduced themselves as Snowy Owl, Tawny Owl, and Barn Owl. My dad chirps in with "So is that the pecking order then?" and elbows me in the ribs, cackling away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepewonder
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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Bonus brownie points to my dad for this dad joke.

I told my dad the joke "If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic." He said, if life gives you great melons, date em. If life throws in a great personality, pucker up and get married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souffle-etc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...

I think I’ve developed an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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You want brownies

My daughter wanted to make brownies.

She went to the kitchen and discovered that there was no box of mix.

I pointed to the cookbook and said you need to learn to think outside the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spribyl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I like brownies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunmorgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...

β€œI shall leave no tern unstoned.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeroing-in
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If you consume pot brownies...

...does that make you a weedeater?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algaean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Brownies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zacharyangrk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Just got my grandma good, and made my father proud

After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say β€œno they’re from the bag”

My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beansforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes β€œguess you could say it’s forked”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weewoman11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Alice B. Toklas brownies

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to see the [unintentional] pun there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyckname
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My wife burned 8,000 calories

She left the brownies in the oven too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisdomThingy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My daughter made brownies for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rascalmom
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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I mixed laxatives into my hash brownies.

For s..ts and giggles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50t5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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How do you feel after you eat pot brownies that aren’t quite done?

Half baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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My Girlfriend got me some Brownies saying 'Happy Birthday Joel' My dad altered it... imgur.com/lh3YMUL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smallishbeans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around

I can never get enough brownie points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transhuman_Future
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I just burned 2000 calories...

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispyNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I burned an impressive 2,000 calories today.

That’s the last time I fall asleep with brownies in the oven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Moving brownies

My house mate was carrying a bowl of custard with some brownies in it through the kitchen, I turned to him and said "hmm looks like Brownian motion".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisUniStudent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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My dad was making brownies...

And I saw the delicious batter. I asked if I can lick the rest of the bowl. He replied, "No you have to flush like the rest of us!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bushy_Goodness
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Got a big grant today. Wife is awesome, had brownies in the oven for me when I got home.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/camram07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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My friend recently starting doing a lot of baking.

This morning he brought me a pie, a cake, a plate of cookies, and a tray of brownies. And then he just left! I don’t know why he deserted me like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTipi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Is there only 3 minutes left on the brownies?

Best Friends GF-No it needs a little extra time. I fudged it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteensecnds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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Need help for wedding menu!

We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airianathegreat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What’s the tastiest letter?

A brownie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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My buddy's parents run a marijuana bakery.

They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my buddy acts a bit odd around them. He never touches edibles made by his father, and he will only eat edibles made by his mother.

I think he has an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osmo512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I burnt 2600 calories yesterday!

I forgot the tray of brownies in the oven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/royaj77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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I got my hair cut recently.

Friend: I liked your long hair but your short hair is starting to grow on me.

Me: actually its growing on me.

I got a brownie point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnenick92
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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I just found out how to burn 2000 calories

I left my brownies in the oven too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafiaworks_08
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Just burned 2,000 calories in 2 hours

That’s the last time I leave my brownies in the oven while I’m at work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Just burned 2000 calories today

I won’t forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/school-yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I burned 2,000 calories yesterday.

Left the brownies in the oven too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I burned 2,000 calories last night

Left the brownies in the oven for too long...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I burned 2,000 calories yesterday...

Left the brownies in the oven for too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I burned 2000 calories today.

I left the brownies in the oven on accident!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sasschary
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I burned 2000 calores yesterday.

Left the brownies in the oven for too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obimark
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Just burned 2,000 calories.

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I just burned 2000 calories!

That's the last time I'll leave the brownies in the oven whilst I take a nap, that's for sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RishDaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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