Fajita Puns

He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.

So I asked him, "When?"

I told her it sounded grate.

and my 7 yo son asked why the pan they bring to the table is so hot.

I replied, "well, they aren't called facoldas, are they?"

He rolled his eyes and my wife groaned.

I smiled and enjoyed my fajitas.

I replied "Of course! It's MexiCAN, not MexiCAN'T!"

She laughed.

A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.

The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.

C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!

M: K.....So?

My brother turns to my dad and says "I'm full. I can't eat anymore, dad." My dad replies with "You're eating fajitas not dad"

Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:

"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"

At this point I just tell him either one is fine.