The first Supper.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Supper in Australia is sdowner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmallmao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What does Robin say to Batman when supper is ready?

β€œDinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What did the industrial goth eat for supper?

Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlettvvitch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How does Melania call Donald to supper?

β€œDonald, come tweet!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My wife asked what I wanted for supper.

I said "steak".

She asked "what kind"?

My answer "I'm in a New York steak of mind".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bump_Myzrael
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How does Thor's mom call him for supper?

O Din Son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slacker604
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoPotato69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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We were going to have chicken for supper, but ended up having rabbit.

It was a game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBooks72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Me: "We had ribeye for supper, you can microwave some leftovers if you are hungry." Son: "No, y'all ate it all."

Me: "What!? There must be some missed steak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soulscribble
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Dad is buying supper from the chippy.

"Would you like anything on your chips?"

"Does it cost extra?"

"Ten pence."

"All right, I'll have four sausages and a steak pie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatFreddysCoat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What's the difference between dinner and supper?

The way they're spelled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowSmurf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?

Because he wouldn't beehive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfager123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJellyTruck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What did the deathrow inmate dad call his last supper?

Ciao time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirateking1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I almost ate rabbit for supper tonight , but someone took the last piece....

I was a hare away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyBall_LeftField
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What did Jesus say at the last supper?

All right, everyone who wants to be in the painting, get on this side of the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecodrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What did the opera singer say to his girlfriend while out for supper?

Aria going to finish that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Pulled this one off while talking to the kids over supper

My son told me that one of his friends was back at school today. I asked him where he had been and he told me he had mono but that it was really bad so it was really worse than mono. I replied with, good thing he didn't get stereo then. Blank stares all around...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balltongu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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I ate some alphabet soup last night for supper, I think it may have been expired......

Immediately after I felt sick and had a vowel movement. I better be careful because my next dump might spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyetalianman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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My fiance got her brother at supper tonight.

Brother: let me try that strawberry lemonade Takes sip and makes an awful face cause it was sour Yeah that is not my cup of tea.

Her: that's because it's strawberry lemonade.

I had to step out because I was laughing too hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readyforhappines
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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Dadjoked at supper

My mom, dad, and I were sitting down eating supper when my dad pipes up, "You know how birds fly in a V pattern?"

My mom and I hesitantly say yeah.

He asks another question. "You know how one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why?"

Now I had read something about birds flying in patterns and I wasn't expecting a joke so I guess something about air resistance.

A grin starts to form on his face and he says "Because that side has more birds."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigguy1027
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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What did the cannibal say at the last supper?

Pass the bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomsriversmith
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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Every time we go out for supper...

Dad: And we're off like a prom dress!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?

Milk and Wookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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We had breakfast for Christmas Eve supper.

Nothing like some Yule Brinner to put you in the holiday spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5parky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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At supper with my girlfriend and her family.

Server "my name is George if you need anything." her dad "I wonder what his name is if you don't need anything."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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Girlfriend dad joked me at her birthday supper.

So we were out at a restaurant for her birthday and we're both teasing each other. She got in a really good zinger on me and with no comeback I grabbed the salt shaker and put a very small amount of salt on her fries as a joke.

She puts down her fork and with a completely series face says "I'm inSALTed".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Frosty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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We were eating supper from a local Indo-Canadian restaurant and my wife's eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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So what do you want for Supper?

Darn teenagers.

Ask them what they want to do today... Answer: "I don't know."

My standard reply, "OK, we'll do that then."

Or "What do you want for Supper?" Answer: "I don't know."

Fine, I'll make you something so weird, you'll look at it, and you won't know what it is!

Sometimes I almost feel sorry for them.... The feeling passes rapidly...

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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Dad, you know what happened after the Last Supper?

The Last Dessert?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greasepunk1979
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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Every time at supper...

"There's more (food) out there if you want some. Even if you don't, it's out there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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My dad said this at supper

My dad said "I forgot I had pee in my pants" and pulled a handful of pea pods out of his pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClassyWizard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkspade1
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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Dad joked my girlfriend during supper.

So we were having hard shell tacos for supper. As she was loading hamburger into it, she accidentally broke the taco in half. She turns to me and goes "crap I broke my taco". Without missing a beat I turn to her and say " I guess you could say..it's a shell of its former self". The groan was most satisfying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Frosty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Got my wife cooking supper

My wife was fixing to start supper. She noticed the clock on the stove was wrong from the power going out yesterday. Her:what time is it? Me: hammer time The death stare and sigh of anger let me know I had done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thugaim2135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Dadjoked the wife at supper tonight.

She couldn't find the pepper grinder, and asked me if I knew where it was. I told it that it had been assulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akthrawn17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Dad joke at a family supper tonight.

My aunt and uncle recently adopted an Ethiopian boy. His first night in the states, he had pizza off the kids menu at Olive Garden. It was a small personal pizza, with an obvious circle shape. Couple days later, had pizza at his new parents. It was cut into the triangular shape. He went to school for the last day of the semester just to see what it was like, and they had square pizza.

Not knowing what the shapes were called in English, he drew the shapes for us. When he told us it was square pizza, my dad yelled out "they're cutting corners!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grocery-Storr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Girlfriend's dad today making supper

Someone asked her uncle where he worked back in... Whenever. He answered "Muntz" and her dad chimed in "For muntz and muntz"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Siniroth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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What does Robin say to Batman when supper was ready?

β€œDinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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