Housewarming party
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👤︎ u/Sobie02
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Hey Dad, we should throw a housewarming party for the new neighbors!

Dad moves defensively towards the thermostat: "A what kind of party?"

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📅︎ May 10 2019
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Had a housewarming party

My dad brought us firewood as a house warming present.

He wiggled his eyebrows and went "hey? Hey?" and made a fire.

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👤︎ u/727Super27
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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My friends apartment caught fire because someone elses ded too. Later, he got married. At the wedding he said they'd need to have me over once he got his new apartment ready for a housewarming party.

I said, to him and his new wife, "But I thought you already had a housewarming. His wife almost snotted herself over it. We're good friends to this day.

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📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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Should we have a housewarming party?

No. Let's leave the house warming to the utilities.

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📅︎ Apr 29 2016
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my friend moved into an igloo

everything was going well until the housewarming party

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📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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My friends moved into their new igloo.

All was going perfectly for them up until the housewarming party.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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