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πŸ‘€︎ u/haoraner
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?

It's called FezBook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I’ve decided to open a museum dedicated to bracelets that happen to be magnetic.

Hopefully it will be a big two-wrist attraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?

Squidward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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πŸš€ β€πŸŒ•Cybertruck Prototype πŸŒ• β€πŸš€

β€πŸš€πŸŒ• ‍ELON TWEET HYPE, BUT WITH LEGIT LONG TERM DEVS . πŸŒ• β€πŸš€
Strap in and get ready to launch.

This was created by a professional dev team of HOGL And BUFFTOWN (Developers of HOGL and Shield) They are dedicating their spare time to launch this as a meme project that will explode. Get in. We’re going to run this long term for listings on both CMC and Gecko.
Cybertruck Prototype has an ambitious core team of experienced Crypto veterans, all working day and night ( I mean this, we actually forced one to stay up well past his bed time while in the voice channel. ) to make sure we get to the moon fast, and safe.

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bscscan /token/0xf340E33aef552C836b4538BA09bBfCcd5f42fa17

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t me /CyberTruckPrototypeOfficial

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r /CyberTruckPrototype

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I want dedicate this dad joke to my farther, who is a roofer.

So, Dad, if you're up there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.

And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Have you heard Beyonce's new track dedicated to Scottish roofers?

"All The Shingle Laddies"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fritzdkat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, β€œDoctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”

The doctor looks at him and says, β€œSorry, I don’t follow you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Since quarantine started, I’ve decided to dedicate myself to giving to Charity.

I’m pretty sure that’s not her real name but she sure does like those dollar bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLukas71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes

I call it my hedge fund

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkippyDingleCha1k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.

I won’t rest until I find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeusthedog92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you hear about the farmer who won an award for his dedication to his crops?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What do you call someone who dedicates their life to the study of the eye?

A pupil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Thanks to my dedication, my watch always has the right time. It's never been wrong.

Not on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An0N-3-M0us3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phildog2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...

Son day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What would Reddit be named, if it was just dedicated to puns?

Geddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?

It was a currant affairs program.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endangeredpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My professor just dedicated an entire 2-hour class to make ONE dadjoke.

Today was the first day of his class, Special Topics in Poetry. We walk in and there is a guest with some ceramic art. We thought we were gonna write poems about it or some shit, but then the professor says, "Welcome to special topics in pottery."

The whole class is like wat...?

Then the guest lady starts showing a powerpoint of some of her work and then we literally spent the whole class mushing clay and making bowls and shit.

To make things even dadder, he chuckled "poetry pottery heh heh heh" like we didn't get the joke and he had to explain it to us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ITasteLikePurple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2016
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I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I skipped over a section dedicated to outing dried fruit that had cheated on their spouses.

Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadkilldude4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I’m mad that I laughed at this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peyton_Tal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I would like to dedicate this joke to my Dad, who was a professional mountain climber.

So...dad, if you are up there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.

They really bend over backwards for their country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purrhams_hat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call someone who is dedicated to one meme?

Memeagamous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memegamous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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Heard about the museum dedicated to Lizzie Borden?

It's a whacks museum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Why can't non-avian dinosaurs clap?

they are dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kloodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call people who dedicate their life studying alligators?

Time invest-in-gators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auremorini
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My friend is a dedicated researcher in gastroenterology.

He takes his shit seriously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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There were two friends and one of them wanted to open up a gelato shop.

When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.

When the friend told this story the other friend then said,

#β€œMan, you have gelat of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuy3036
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My best to Reddit’s dedicated moth-enthusiast community. Today we celebrate you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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I want to dedicate this Dad joke to my father, who is a roofer.

So Dad, if you are up there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.

I won’t rest until I find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I've dedicated my life to find the cure for insomnia.

I won't rest until I find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurlythemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I want to dedicate this joke to my dad, who was a roofer.

So...dad, if you are up there....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.

I won’t rest until I find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/green_DM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What would reddit be named if it was just dedicated to puns?

Geddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eraykaan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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