A list of puns related to "Raffle"
EloterΓa.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
I just don't want to tick-et off.
I didn't get the porpoise.
It was a worm.
He looked at me, then said to his friend:
"We should start a club."
Apparently, I was the only one that found it weird to win a gift cod.
So at a dance concert yesterday and they were doing a raffle. I bought 5 tickets and my sister across the table wrote my name on them. As she was passing them across to me, one feel in the dip on the table. Dad looks over and says "guess you got the lucky dip". Just terrible father.
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
A Gir-raffle!
Iβm not officially a dad till Oct 27 but I am one in the making!
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