5 Hilarious The Raffle Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.

The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."

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👤︎ u/kellzone

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-

I just don't want to tick-et off.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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I bought a raffle ticket for a local fundraiser and won the Early Bird Prize.

It was a worm.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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What do you call a lottery in the safari?

A Gir-raffle!

I’m not officially a dad till Oct 27 but I am one in the making!

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👤︎ u/MrHmm

📅︎ Jun 16 2018

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Dads raffle cracker

So at a dance concert yesterday and they were doing a raffle. I bought 5 tickets and my sister across the table wrote my name on them. As she was passing them across to me, one feel in the dip on the table. Dad looks over and says "guess you got the lucky dip". Just terrible father.

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👤︎ u/monstersaredangerous

📅︎ Dec 07 2014

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