I won the top prize in a lottery themed around the world's tallest terrestrial animal
I guess a picked a pretty lucky giraffle ticket
My family used to own a farm with prize winning animals
The cows were udderly awesome.
The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize
If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.
My butler won't be amused though.
Who was the 1st person to win the Nobel Prize?
Same person who invented the Door Knock...
My son was lamenting that he couldn't remember what the Ukrainian watercourse Uchan-su is and didn't win a prize...
I replied, "oh, Crimea river!"
Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
Today someone bought our department a box of donuts and some lotto tickets. The potential grand prize was $3,000, in which my boss exclaimed "Well that isn't enough to retire".
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?
My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...
When I won the grand prize at cemetery, I knew exactly what it was.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize
Did you hear about this year’s Nobel prize nominees?
It included the inventor of “Silent Mode”.
What is the most coveted architectural prize awarded to churches with no steeple?
When my Dad gets drunk, he always tells stories about his prize chickens.
He sure loves his cock-tales.
My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a
There should be a Pulitzer prize for headlines
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
Honestly I would love this as a prize
What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted
What was the prize the baker won for winning the bread contest?
I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but unfortunately I had to stop.
Which professor was good enough to win the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2019?
If being cool was an act of terrorism then I'd be winning the Nobel Peace prize
he got a nobyl prize
found out my friend was extremely radioactive
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should be given a no-bell prize
When I win the nobel prize, this will be my speech:
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side; my hips, for never lying; my legs, for always supporting me; my fingers and toes, for I can always count on them
My little prize
3 year old (runs up to me in her Sunday dress): Look dad I'm a princess. I'm Belle!
Me: you're the belle of the ball?
(Wife looks unimpressed, the joke is lost on the 3 year old)
3 year old: No, Belle!
Me: No, Belle? I guess you're a prize then!
(3 year old runs off to do three year old things, the wife groans hard)
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
I submitted 10 of my dad jokes to a joke writing contest to see if maybe one of them would win a prize...
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?
He was (out)standing in his field
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
Why did the Scarecrow get a Nobel Prize
Because he was Out-Standing in his field.
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field
The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize
You don’t have to be great to win a Nobel Prize.
You just have to be Goodenough!
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
Did you hear about the farmer that won a Nobel Prize?
He was out standing in his field.
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?
They said he was outstanding in his field
The person who invented knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize
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