Raffle Ticket Puns

A list of puns related to "Raffle Ticket"

I bought a raffle ticket for a local fundraiser and won the Early Bird Prize.

It was a worm.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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Dads raffle cracker

So at a dance concert yesterday and they were doing a raffle. I bought 5 tickets and my sister across the table wrote my name on them. As she was passing them across to me, one feel in the dip on the table. Dad looks over and says "guess you got the lucky dip". Just terrible father.

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👤︎ u/monstersaredangerous
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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