NEED A WEDDING HASHTAG

My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancΓ©, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tlmaurer13
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it was an emotional wedding...
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Punny wedding hashtag

My fiancΓ© and I are unsuccessful in coming up with our wedding hashtag. I’m turning to Reddit for help!

I’m trying to avoid anything generic or commonly used. My name is Amanda Hawk and my fiancΓ© is Ryan Witt. The only thing I’ve come up with is #HawkGetsCaught or #AtWittsEnd but not my favorites. I’d love to see with what y’all come up with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbyhawk
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Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable

Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleedingrobot
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[request] pun for a wedding hashtag

Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre

thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckOffRandy_
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[Request] Wedding Hashtag Pun

So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Snow
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
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Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding?

Because time was relative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
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My wife and I received nothing from our wedding guests but colanders. There musta been 500 of the damned thing.

It really put a strain on our marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My friend's dog ate her wedding ring...

Now there's a diamond in the ruff (rough)

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Just got back from a wedding, it was so emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
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At every family wedding my Aunt keeps on asking , " Are you next , are you next ? ""

So now at every family funeral I ask , " Are you next , are you next ? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tryhard_cadmua
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How do you know you’re at a hipster wedding?

The best man stands up and makes an avocado toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambirddog
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Why did the melon have a church wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andromorr
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I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!

If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.

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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
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The wedding was so touching that

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoobypro
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My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.

"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"

"16!"

"How did you figure that out."

"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
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When I die, I want to be buried with my wedding ring on.

That'll let God know, that I've been through hell already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why do melons have weddings?

They cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoFoe
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Did you hear about the wedding of the two antennas?

The ceremony was so-so...but the reception was epic!!

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I went to a wedding where the bride was left at the altar

It went off without a hitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pudenator
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What do you call a Russian wedding?

A Soviet Union.

(I got this idea from a meme)

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I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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2000’s kids are generation Z and 80’s-90’s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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What do you call it when someone drops their wedding ring in a dog pen?

A diamond in the ruff.

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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Why did the two melons have a church wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.

I guess he got cold feet.

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I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.

But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.

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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
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Last night I had a nightmare about wedding cakes....

I woke up in tiers.

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I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married

The wedding was horrible but the reception was great

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What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?

I'm in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokeBadJoke
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What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoxtrot21
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Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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I’m at wedding and I’m very thirsty so I am walking all around the whole ballroom looking for something to drink.

I can’t find the punchline.

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What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstockmoe
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Why do melons have weddings?

because they cantaloupe

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
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My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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