I once fell in love with a melon farmerβs daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.
She told me she cantaloupe.
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︎ May 22 2021
Princess Jasmine's father said she had to get married by 16....
I find this very insultan
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︎ May 20 2021
Three birds can't get married
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︎ May 20 2021
Two letters wanted to get married, but their parents wouldn't let them...
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︎ May 13 2021
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
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︎ May 04 2021
My girlfriend says if we donβt get married soon, sheβs gonna kill me.
...itβs a matter of wife or death.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
If you got married and they didnβt play βsheβs some kind of wonderfulβ at the reception did you really get married?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although...
He was having trouble convincing his girlfriend Tess to take his last name.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I asked my Dad if gay people should get married and he said,
"Haven't they suffered enough?"
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I think everyone should get married at some point in life
Noone deserves to be happy forever
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Two antennas meet on a rooftop and decided to get married
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Girlfriend wants to get married...
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you sing when a witch gets married?
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
2 fruits were struggling to get married
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why can't melons get married
Because they're can't- elope
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why don't eskimos get married?
Because they always get cold feet
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What do call a melon that has to get married in a church?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Mr. and Mrs. Melon told me the story of when they went to vegas to get married.
At the alter the priest said...
You cantaloupe.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Two melons decide they want to get married. One suggests they do it in Vegas...
The other says "I'm sorry my mother always said, 'You cantaloupe.'"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now Iβm just dating myself
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I once saw two guns get married.
It was a shotgun wedding.
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︎ May 31 2020
What type of fruit canβt run away and get married?
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︎ May 22 2021
What kind of fruit can't get married?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?
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︎ May 11 2021
Why didn't the melon want to get married?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What fruit can't get married?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much
But the reception was incredible.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why canβt melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why donβt melons get married?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why canβt the melons get married
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why couldnβt the melons get married?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What did the melons say when they couldnβt get married?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why can fruit not get married at city hall?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why can't Melons secretly get married?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why do melons have to get married in a church?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why can't melons get married in secret?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why did the melons get married in a church instead of Vegas?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
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