A list of puns related to "Remarry"
..after my money.
She said our relationship wasn't going anywhere
Edit : She just packed her bag and right
He decided to take another stab at it
And the wife says "if I died would you get remarried?" The man says " no don't ask that it's absurd". The wife asks for the next few days until she asks once more and he says "yes." The wife then says "would you sell the house?" The man says "no" she says "would you sell our bed?" The man replies " no no it's our bed" the wife says "would you give her my golf clubs? The man replies "no she's left handed"
Just discovered this subreddit, so no I'll share some of my ole' dad jokes.
So, my mom is upset at my dad because he didn't get her a 25th anniversary ring.
Mom - "I can't believe you didn't get me a ring. Listen, if I am the one to die first, and you remarry, which I would be fine with, and then you get your second wife a 25th anniversary ring, I will come back and haunt you."
My father ponders this threat, and after a short pause, he looks at her and...
Dad - "Tell me, how would that be any different than now?!"
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