I remarried, and my new wife is pissed because of my poor navigation skills

She said our relationship wasn't going anywhere

Edit : She just packed her bag and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?

He decided to take another stab at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOFFERKINDLE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but She figured out that I was only..

..after my money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? " reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BothBawlz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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A man and a woman are sitting eating breakfast one day

And the wife says "if I died would you get remarried?" The man says " no don't ask that it's absurd". The wife asks for the next few days until she asks once more and he says "yes." The wife then says "would you sell the house?" The man says "no" she says "would you sell our bed?" The man replies " no no it's our bed" the wife says "would you give her my golf clubs? The man replies "no she's left handed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EfficientStudent6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My dad is perfect for this subreddit

Just discovered this subreddit, so no I'll share some of my ole' dad jokes.

So, my mom is upset at my dad because he didn't get her a 25th anniversary ring.

Mom - "I can't believe you didn't get me a ring. Listen, if I am the one to die first, and you remarry, which I would be fine with, and then you get your second wife a 25th anniversary ring, I will come back and haunt you."

My father ponders this threat, and after a short pause, he looks at her and...

Dad - "Tell me, how would that be any different than now?!"

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