Breastfeed Puns

A list of puns related to "Breastfeed"

A mother gave birth and was fortunate enough to be able to breastfeed her child from the very start.

It was a great suck-sess.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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People who give me dirty looks when I breastfeed in public need to stop

What I'm doing is natural and it strengthens the bond I have between me and my girlfriend

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ May 25 2019
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My wife can only breastfeed our baby for short periods of time.

Her doctor says it’s because of her short term mammary.

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👤︎ u/evetSgiB
📅︎ May 16 2019
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TIL how babies are able to breastfeed in their sleep

Muscle mammary.

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👤︎ u/bondjimbond
📅︎ May 08 2018
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Do you know why nursing is a woman's job?

Because men can't breastfeed.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I have to agree with the people who say nursing is a woman's job.

Men can't exactly breastfeed.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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My first child was just a few hours old when i made my very first official dad joke a few days ago.

My wife was figuring out how to breastfeed for the first time and she asked herself out loud, "How do I know if she is rooting for the nipple?" I told her that it would sound something like this, "Go nipple go nipple go! Go nipple go nipple go!" She rolled her eyes and my dad status was officially achieved. I'm looking forward to a long, successful career.

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👤︎ u/thebestisyetocome
📅︎ May 17 2014
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