Why can’t ghosts procreate?

They have hollow weeners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanjerkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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When genetically modifying humans becomes common, the company that's doing it should be called ProCreation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimjawb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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I mean...I'd rather not help them procreate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheat117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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I kicked 80s references into high gear with my family last night.

We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.

> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎢 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎢

Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:

> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎢 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎢

The wife thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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I was watching How It's Made with my Dad when...

they were making rubber on the show. He said "I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It's gotta be really hard to procreate!"

Commence face-palming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorningKnight
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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