They have hollow weeners!
I mean...I'd rather not help them procreate...
We were driving to the fireworks celebration in town as Bad Company's "Feel Like Making Love" played on the radio.
> Hey, if I worked as a manager at a glove factory, I would would ask new employees if they 🎶 Feel like makin' gloves?!? 🎶
Of course I couldn't let it go, so I followed it up with:
> If I worked at an aviary that specialized in dove procreation, I would ask my co-workers each morning if they 🎶 Feel like makin' doves?!? 🎶
The wife thought it was funny.