Why is reproduction such a big hit?

Because sex cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zslayer89
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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
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Did you know that precipitation prohibits owl reproduction?

It's too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister_pleco
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I hate how plant reproduction has so much Stigma around it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-dark-knight01
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The first person to research human reproduction was seminal their field
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jay--mac
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What did the botanist say when they saw their colleague was studying maple tree reproduction?

"GASP! That's indehiscent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeysFault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?

Why are pirates bad for a pandemic?

Because they keep raising the Arrr number!

(my first dadjokes post!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndySun
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My dad asked me what I would study at university. I said I enjoyed learning about the reproductive system.

"Have you ever thought about sex ed?" he asked.

"Who hasn't?" I replied. "And my name isn't Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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A doctor, who was just newly a dad, decided to give a medical school lecture on the human reproductive system and what he learned throughout his partner's pregnancy. When a student asked what the correct pronunciation of ovaries is, he shrugged and said:

Oh, varies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahep22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Better get that 60+ sonblock on, you never know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UwaltzBigShock
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I made a comment about an actresses short hair to my fiancΓ©e

Me: "Hmm, I wish I could pull off her short hair, I never could"
Him: "Aw, I'm sure you could. I'll hold her down while you yank it out"
Didn't see that coming.

Edit: thanks guys I didn't realise fiance/e has genders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunadoll
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My dad making fun of me for the time I broke rice

When you cook rice at too high a heat, it "breaks." This has followed me [female, btw] all my life as proof of my lack of cooking skills. One day, he was bringing this up, and the weekend before, I had made perfect scrambled eggs. So I retorted, "I can make eggs." To which he replied. "Yeah? But why are we talking about your reproductive system?"

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