A list of puns related to "Reproducing"
Germination
Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.
Tyrannosaurus Sex
The pollen-out method
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?
Me: No I brought my stuff.
Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.
Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.
me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.
wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.
me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?
She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.
Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"
Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.
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