A list of puns related to "Reproducibility"
Germination
Tyrannosaurus Sex
Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.
Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.
As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.
“Noah, Noah!” they cried. “Can you get us some logs?”
Noah, groaning, complied with the request.
Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.
They ask, “Can you get us more logs?”
Noah, clearly pissed, says, “Fine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?”
The dad snake replies, “Oh, we’re adders, we need logs to multiply.”
They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.
The pollen-out method
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?
Me: No I brought my stuff.
Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.
Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.
me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.
wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.
me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?
She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.
So, I work closely with a piece of software from a major technology giant. A big blue one. Lately, I've had this issue, and have been going back and forth with one support rep. He told me to tweak some log settings and try again to get an idea of what's going on.
I responded back with an update, including that "I changed the settings and reproduced (the problem, not that I just had a kid... sorry, dumb joke)"
He told me that gave him a chuckle and thanked me.
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