What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
8 feet
What unit of measurement do you use to weigh your linens?
Sheet tons.
A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
Why did all the measurements listen to Volume?
Because it was the liter
What unit of measurement does a serial killer use to weigh its victims ?
Kill-o-grams !
I identify as a measurement of speed...
because I want to km/s
When my classmate, Abhi, couldn’t remember what the unit of measurement of frequency was, he started thinking really hard.
My science teacher then said “Abhi, it looks like your head really hertz!”
This actually happened 2 minutes ago
Someone told me that there is a name for a measurement from the earth to the sun. That's pretty large I said
It must be one astronomical unit.
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
Watt the fuck
What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?
Joules
Knowing the measurement from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky finger is pretty handy.
The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.
No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.
What is the most painful unit of measurement?
Ow!nces (ounces)
What unit of measurement is used on snakes?
Inches, they don’t have feet
Why do people in Skyrim use dragons for measurement?
Because they have scales
