But they were very cagey about it.
(Banana for scale)
How else am I going to keep my stories straight.
I guess they didn't want me critter sizing.
It’s true...ngL!
F.
The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.
It was a ruling ruler.
Desperate thymes call for disparate measurers.
Because they were rulers
He was an excellent ruler.
A square dance
He was measuring my patience
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
There were three clowns; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repositioned to pick up another pole.
This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn’t measure the poles while they were laying on the ground?
The clowns replied, “we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long!"
source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/three-clowns-measuring-a-pole/
Watts-App.
But I was only Fanta sizing!!
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
So they decided to call it a day.
In the dram-attic.
Very near calliper.
K-9 units.
He said he was going to tare me a new one.
It is a small scale operation.
My girlfriend and I were discussing why Korean shoe sizes are such large numbers (I wear a 257 in Korea).
Me: I wonder what they use to measure to get that number.
Her: They use feet.
-_-
Time flies when you're having fun.
They are measuring in glorious litres now.
In other words, a consistent rule of thumb.
