How do skeletons reproduce?

They bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
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What's is called when Germans reproduce?

Germination

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When the flood receded... (A Math joke)

Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.

As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.

β€œNoah, Noah!” they cried. β€œCan you get us some logs?”

Noah, groaning, complied with the request.

Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.

They ask, β€œCan you get us more logs?”

Noah, clearly pissed, says, β€œFine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?”

The dad snake replies, β€œOh, we’re adders, we need logs to multiply.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Australians dont reproduce

They mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da1-bois
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What’s it called when two dinosaurs reproduce?

Tyrannosaurus Sex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pilot_Scott
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Crocodiles are going extinct.

They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Do dandelions have a plan when they reproduce?

Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ministroni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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How do Nazis reproduce?

German-Nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaedW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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How do bees make sure flowers don't reproduce?

The pollen-out method

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soullesshostess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Shakespeare and Monkeys

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Girlfriend texts asking me if I brought my gym stuff

Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?

Me: No I brought my stuff.

Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.

Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Where oranges come from

me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.

wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.

me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?

She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Face_Plont
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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New Years Eve drunk dad in training

Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"

Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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