What's is called when Germans reproduce?

Germination

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Australians dont reproduce

They mate

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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How do roses reproduce?

They Thornicate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twonicorn360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What’s it called when two dinosaurs reproduce?

Tyrannosaurus Sex

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Do dandelions have a plan when they reproduce?

Nope. They're just flying by the seed of their plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ministroni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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How do Nazis reproduce?

German-Nation.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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How do bees make sure flowers don't reproduce?

The pollen-out method

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soullesshostess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Shakespeare and Monkeys

We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Girlfriend texts asking me if I brought my gym stuff

Her: Do you need to go home before the gym or can we go right from work?

Me: No I brought my stuff.

Her: K me too, I think. I forgot socks fuck.

Me: I didn't even know they reproduced.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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Where oranges come from

me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.

wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.

me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?

She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.

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