A list of puns related to "Lactate"
I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."
Then you could milk mustaches.
Not quite a dad joke, but I think it still qualifies. Feel free to remove it if not.
...but moms lactate
Mom "Bees don't lactate. " dad "don't be silly honey you forgot about the best kind, boo bees!"
My dad and I set my mom up a lot. Never gets old, to us.