Lactate Puns

A list of puns related to "Lactate"

An almond doesn’t lactate: The FDA hasn’t been enforcing its own policy or putting the squeeze on product makers—and that it’s time to get abreast of the labeling language. arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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👤︎ u/acadiel
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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👤︎ u/JoshSamBob
📅︎ May 28 2020
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What if mustaches lactated?

Then you could milk mustaches.

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👤︎ u/YamahaHenchman
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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This is posted on the door to the lactation room at my wife’s school:

https://i.imgur.com/lhwU9ee.jpg

Not quite a dad joke, but I think it still qualifies. Feel free to remove it if not.

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👤︎ u/Papa-heph
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Dads have tate...

...but moms lactate

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👤︎ u/ImperialAuditor
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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Have you heard about the cow with seven nipples?

She lactate.

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👤︎ u/Ashman80
📅︎ May 28 2017
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What kind of bees make milk?

Mom "Bees don't lactate. " dad "don't be silly honey you forgot about the best kind, boo bees!"

My dad and I set my mom up a lot. Never gets old, to us.

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👤︎ u/clouderold
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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