A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"

That's just not rite.

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What did the buffalo say after it was baptized?

Bye-sin

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Funny facebook minions meme go brrr

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: β€œWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

β€œI found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, β€œand preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. β€œLooking back,” he says, β€œmaybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

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Came up with this myself while playing Farming Simulator 17

What do you call a baptized bale of hay?

Christian Bale

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