A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.

The friend says "hey, is he yours?"

The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."

His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"

"No. I think he speaks porch geese."

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What the duck is going on here
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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How do you tell if you’ve got a Nazi egg?

Crack it open and see if a goose steps out.

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