Challenge: No Nut November Accomplished
People ask me how I cope with No Nut November...
Its easy, anytime I even think about eating a nut, I have a wank instead!
My wife was surprised she didn't see any "5th of November" images yesterday
Apparently with everything going on we had no Fawkes to give
What Month Is the Opposite of November?
Last November 5, i was caught off guard when I was approached by a stranger angrily telling me to butt out of his romantic affairs.
As if i care who that Guy F××××s.
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
I failed no nut November because I saw a donut store sign and I read "do nut"
'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
As November approaches, this thought looms
What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?
They both enjoy roasting Turkey.
You guys, I failed No Nut November...
And it's a shame because i was really pullin for myself.
I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...
If you buy Disney stock, and wait till they start competing with Netflix in November, you won't want to go to Disneyland or Disney World.
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
I successfully completed the "No Shave November" challenge.
I also lost my job as a barber in the process.
My friend asked why I didn't shave after November ended
I replied, "It grew on me."
Remember, remember the 5th of November.
Because if I don't, my wife is gonna kill me for forgetting two anniversaries in a row.
I wasn’t really sure about this beard when no shave November started
But it’s really starting to grow on me.
As November approaches, this thought looms
https://imgur.com/XwQbpNJ.jpg
How do you write the 2nd of November, 2017, using only 5 letters?
T O D A Y
(Can be used any day, any year!)
November?
More like Novem-brrrr
(because it’s cold)
November is a hot month
Not as hot as Novfire but much warmer than Novashes
Better late than never this november
Half-way through No Shave November, my wife told me she actually likes the way I look with a beard.
I told her, "Yeah, it's been growing on me."
Looks like November is...
Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite?
Wow, it feels like just yesterday it was November
I doubt I'll shave at the end of November
My beard is really growing on me.
In light of No-Shave November, my best dad joke up to date.
What's the opposite of November?
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