Did you know December 23 is a holiday too?

Its Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve

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👤︎ u/AnitaRide
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Birthday dadjoked

I remember this one from my toddler years. My b-day is June 14, which happens to be the unknown holiday called Flag Day.

Me: "Daddy, guess what day it is?"

Dad: "Oh, is it the 14^th already? Happy Flag Day son!"

I would get really upset at him every year for that one until I started to get the joke. Alternatively, my mom's birthday happens to be December 25. So you can imagine:

Mom: "Merry Christmas, honey!"

Dad: "Christmas? Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought it was your birthday!"

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👤︎ u/TheF0CTOR
📅︎ Jan 29 2014
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