Happy New Years Eve
So he can say "I have not seen you since last year"
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
They were actually cooked in Greece
Heβs quite an aggressive janitor.
Me: "January first."
She: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."
To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"
Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
- January 2nd, Feburary 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd & December 2nd.
Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.
Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year
"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"
points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu
"Happy birthday to you"
Help, I need a name pun for February. December was Decemburr, Jan-NEW-ary, etc...thanks in advance
(Posted on jan/1st/2019)
Well, there's Charles Dan, Jan Dan, and the whole Dan family!
Uncle just got me with this one. My grandpa says that they're a real family and they live where my grandparents used to live. I had a good laugh. Figured y'all would like this one!
