What did Adam say to Eve on December 31st and Jan 1st?

Happy New Years Eve

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My dad is eagerly waiting for the 1st Jan 2021

So he can say "I have not seen you since last year"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I’m excited for Jan 1, 2021

Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Sign of the times
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I just saw a friend of mine sweep a girl off her feet.

He’s quite an aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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She: "What's your birthday?"

Me: "January first."

She: "What year?"

Me: "Every year."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I asked my girlfriend how her workout was...

She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."

To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"

Hahahahaha I'm so funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimjander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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How many seconds are there in a year?
  1. January 2nd, Feburary 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd & December 2nd.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDDankUs420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Ideas for months of the year puns?

Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.

Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I was at a restaurant tonight with family, when my dad started singing: "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..." (it was no one's birthday - we all looked confused)

"... Happy birthday, dear Menu"

points to "Jan 2014" printed on the base of the menu

"Happy birthday to you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danieljr1992
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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Month puns

Help, I need a name pun for February. December was Decemburr, Jan-NEW-ary, etc...thanks in advance

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Do you know the Dans?

Well, there's Charles Dan, Jan Dan, and the whole Dan family!

Uncle just got me with this one. My grandpa says that they're a real family and they live where my grandparents used to live. I had a good laugh. Figured y'all would like this one!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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